Up all night with Prince Will

Since I don't sleep when the rest of the world does, I ought to get into either a latenight talk show or start hawking junk on infomercials. I think mom and dad are at their wit's end.

BLOG JACK

This is Ben, and I am freaking wrecked. This kid is driving me nuts, and if I don't get some sleep pretty soon, I'm going to give myself a vasectomy with a rusty tin can.

AND NOW BACK TO WILL

The big guy is looking at me strangley, send help.