I Fear For My Life

For some reason, I've become the crankiest, fussiest, not sleeping at night, at all, infant on the block.

I think this has driven my parents insane.

My dad has taken to shouting "shut up and go to bed" after I've been changed, fed, rocked, burped, primped, coifed, and hell even Martenized, yet still wake up crying my fool head off not 10 minutes after laying down.

This has lead to a level of frustration on my parents part that could be detrimental to my health.

I'm screwing up and can't stop.