All Hallow's Eve, or some junk

Oh yeah, mom and I taking it easy after she took me to her job to show me off. I didn't do much except wake up for a bottle and to load a diaper while I was there. I am telling you, life is good at this point.

Mom decided since I was going to be around at Halloween we'd best document the occasion. I bet in about 14 years I'm gonna be really pissed about these pics.

Dad showing off my hoof. For reference, if you take a can of Diet Coke, and put my heel on the table where the can sits, my toe goes up to the word "calories". So far the only thing I know about these things is that they get cold and people make a fuss over them. Oh yeah, mom and dad "eat" my toes sometimes to wake me up.

FREAKS.

Cuteness overload. Dear Lord on high, we must reduce the number of Pooh Bears at once or I am going to turn into an animated character!



Oh thank God. Crisis averted. I think I'm going to take another nap. Nap is good, especially when you haven't been awake ALL day and get to keep mom and dad up!

Ben: I tried to get a naked baby butt shot during today's bath time, but Wilhelm threw down about artistic licensing and intelectual property. I didn't understand any of it, but when he threatened legal recourse if a naked baby shot appearred, I decided against it.

Happy Halloween Everybody.

Flatulance

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I can't really decide if this should go on my blog or my son's. I figure since he floated a few in my lap this evening, he should have the honor of this one.

Blog Jacking, the Dr. Visit

Since this blog is about my son, I must share about our experience at the Dr. this past week. As you can see from these pics, my son is both perfect and cute. He also takes after his father in the fact that he has long limbs and hands and feet that are, shall we say, "of size".


No father is more proud of his son than when a nurse in the maternity unit, who see's baby's born every day for years on end, suddenly exclaims:

MY GAWD! YOU'VE GOTTA SEE THE PAWS AND SKIS ON THIS KID! I MEAN, JESUS, THOSE FINGERS! THOSE TOES! GIRL, WHERE'S MY CAMERA!

Yeah, my kid has freakishly large hands and feet. Just like his daddy.

Things I've discovered about myself

1. Spraying urine at my parents is the cat's ass! You ought to see the faces they make as they try to dodge my stream. It is awesome!

2. Having a touch of Jaundice means that I have to bask in the sun. The sun is a big ball of light that I don't like. After 9 months in the womb I don't like light at all.

3. I like staying up all night, and since I don't like to be alone I drag a parent along from about 2 to 6am. Last night dad and I watched "Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2". Don't worry about it scarring me for life, I don't see beyond 2' at this point and dad had the volume down low.

4. Mom calls me "Pumpkin Pie" and dad calls me "Wilhelm" (pronounced VILHELM). Why? I don't have a freaking clue. Why give me a name if you aren't going to use it?

5. I smile when I fart.

6. I fart ALOT.

7. Mom and dad must keep the freaking wet wipes in the fridge. I mean c'mon, who wants a cold damp rag on their business?

8. Dad thinks its funny to play with my arms and legs when I'm asleep. He had me waving at mom, doing high fives, doing that John Travolta arm jesture from Saturday Night Fever. All that crap and the dumb ass doesn't take pics.

9. I scare the dogs.

10. The cats hate me.

Well, thats been my life so far. Been here 7 days and still kickin' and tootin'. I'll leave dad to tell you about my Dr. visit.

Wilhelm
a.k.a.
Pumpkin Pie

Well, I'm here

I was born on Monday night, the 23rd of October at 11:54, in Fort Worth, Texas. I am my parents first child and they don't have a clue what they are doing. My dad is doing the typing for me since I seem to lack any motor control at the moment. He says this sight will be updated soon with more stuff about me and pictures. Anyway, he'll update later. He's gotta feed and change me right now.

Will.